Daddy worked yesterday, so it was just me and the boy. The hilarious little guy that he is...
*****
Boy: "Mommy, do you have feet?"
Mommy: "Yes, of course I have feet. Don't you?"
Boy: "Nope, I don't not got feet anymore"
Mommy: "You don't? Where did they go?"
Boy: "They got smashed by a MONSTER truck!"
*****
(mommy peeing)
Boy: "You pee'd mommy?"
Mommy: "Yep, I sure did!"
Boy: [hug] "I'm so proud of you! You are such a big girl!"
*****
(boy ON dining room table, eating lunch)
Mommy: "Please get off the table and eat your lunch sitting in your chair!"
Boy: "I can't! My back hurts!"
(think he's heard that a few times?)
*****
New words (pronounced perfectly, I might add): Constantinople and Timbuktu, thanks to Dr. Seuss' "Hop on Pop"
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Boy: [lick] "Hi Mommy, I'm your new doggy!"
Mommy: "Yuck! I thought you were my big boy, not my doggy"
Boy: [twirling around] "I'm a cook-a-roo!"
*****
(on potty)
Boy: "I pooped! I did a super great job!"
Mommy: "Yep! You sure did!"
Boy: "Wanna look at it mommy?"
Mommy: "No thanks sweetie, I heard it plop"
Boy: "Me too! It PLOPPED loud!"
*****
He never ceases to amaze me, and can always make me crack up. As exhausting as it is to solo parent, and doubly exhausting with a bad back, he still brightens my every day.
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